Likes and the Like

I like waffles

I like pancakes

But I like waffles more than pancakes

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I like eggs

I thought I liked Eggbeaters

I was wrong

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I like films made by artist

I dislike movies made by entrepreneurs

Some times that's not true, but it's more of an idealistic thing.

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I like wearing socks with sandals

I hate when my socks get wet

You will never see me in socks with flip-flops

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I like cuddling

I like kissing

Kissing and cuddling simultaneously is the best

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I like order

I like a little disorder

I dislike it when someone else imposes their version of order on me

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I like the month of May

My birthday is in May

There might be a correlation, but I think I would like May regardless

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I like hard workers

I'm annoyed with defeatists

I dislike hard workers who think that everyone else should act and believe as they do

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I like people

I like nice people the best

I like mean people but more in the way that some people like dinosaurs or sharks, or single celled organisms.

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I like money, I think it's pretty and it smells nice

I don't like what money does to a society

I've got enough of it

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I hope you like these

I want you to like these

If you don't I'm not going to be hurt